The Joe Rogan Theorem

Out of all possible combinations of events there will always be at least one that will make it possible for someone to be on the Joe Rogan podcast within the space of a week.

Dude I'm so freaked out thinking about "The Joe Rogan Theorem".

by guldan November 11, 2021

Robyn

Robyn is the best girl you will ever meet. She will always been there for u when u needed it. she will never leave your side once. She’s always there for u. even when no one else will be . when ur together ur stomach always ends up hurting from laughing too much. when u need her help she will always be there for u. she sometimes might not see how beautiful she is so you have to remind her a bit. once you get to know her you wish she could see herself the way you see her. she is the most intelligent, creative, charismatic, LEAST boring girl you will ever meet. you will go on adventures together and remember those days for years afterwards. you are the luckiest person alive if you get to know a Robyn

“Oh my god look theres Robyn and her best friend, i wish i had a friendship as iconic as theirs”

by Cookies458732 May 4, 2020

Roynn

Roynn's are known for being little bitches. He'll be great in bed, has a great dick but will definitely be a deadbeat dad and get locked up for something. Kinda ugly, gay, but likes stealing girls and smoking cigs so he dies at a young age & doesn't have to raise his child

"oh my god, did you hear roynn is in prison now??"

by spideyboiparker May 29, 2019

Rogan

The name for a really awesome person, a person who is handsome, loving, funny, helpful, and everything in between. It's the guy every girl wants to be with. The guy who sticks by his pals no matter what. The guy who never turns his back on those who love him. The best guy ever made.

Rogan is so amazing and dreamy, I bet all the girls want him

by darkpheonx May 4, 2013

Seth Rogan

A fat unattractive man who dates a hot woman.

Look at that Seth Rogan over there, he's datin one fine ass bitch.

by Eat At Joes March 22, 2009

Joe Rogan Reach Around

When you give someone a reach around when your hand is covered in jizz.

"You see that chick?"
"Yeah, i'd give her the ol' Joe Rogan Reach Around".

by Malarke August 23, 2008

roganverdon

A roganverdon is a Swedish sexual position when a man is making love to a woman, wheelbarrow-style, with the man standing and the woman's legs in the air and her hands on the ground.

The man then kicks the woman gently with alternating legs in an attempt to make her walk on her hands, similar to coaxing an ox to move.

This girl from Sweden was a freak, she kept asking me to give her a roganverdon!

by Dastardly25 July 22, 2010