Reddit

An app used by people with no chance of ever sexually interacting with anybody brutally fighting in comment sections over a thing that they believe nobody should have except for themselves, ‘Opinions’.

Me: I have 15000 Reddit Karma.
Her: Ok, ok, can we have sex now?
Me: Sex?

by aquticdan678 September 18, 2021

Reddit

A website where many 12 year olds visit so they can look cool.

Kid: hey is that INSTAGRAM!?
me: uh... yes?
Kid: bro thats C R I N G E, use Reddit instead
me: why?
Kid: *starts speaking intellect*

by BreadTaken October 14, 2020

Reddit

Stupid

Wow bob you're so reddit.

by ijefifhe March 2, 2022

Reddit

Somewhere where peeps and memers hangout.

Can also say that a person is a type of person that likes to stick with annoying people.

Emma : Yo I found a really good meme at Reddit

Random person : *suddenly stick with bob which is annoying ofc*
Bob : Why're you such a Reddit?

by Some coal with some diamonds April 6, 2022

reddit

The front page of the internet.

Did you see the new meme on Reddit?

by coksucka August 11, 2019

redditing

Watching porn in the bathroom

"My husband keeps on redditing in the bathroom!"

by Dandadancer January 13, 2016

Reddit

The superior social media platform. Better than all the rest, a close second being Twitter

Normie: I use Instagram, it's so good and has original memes!
Redditor: You know, those "original" memes are actually from Reddit. Insta actually banned meme accounts for stealing content.

by phelldymein October 1, 2019