Definitions by phelldymein

Reddit 

The superior social media platform. Better than all the rest, a close second being Twitter

Normie: I use Instagram, it's so good and has original memes!
Redditor: You know, those "original" memes are actually from Reddit. Insta actually banned meme accounts for stealing content.

Reddit by phelldymein October 1, 2019

Math 

Acronym for Mental Abuse Towards Humans, disguised as school subject meant to train logical thinking.

You have math today? That sucks man.

Math by phelldymein September 30, 2019

School

Acronym for Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives, disguised as institutions that are supposed to teach students things for their lives, but instead, teach them math and other subjects.

I have school tomorrow, I hope I get sick.

School by phelldymein September 30, 2019

Matt 

God represented in a Mii.

Alright, time to play Wii boxing! OH SHIT IT'S MATT!

Matt by phelldymein September 30, 2019

Yeet 

A word that signifies excitement, normally used when throwing something to add effect.

I'm about to yeet this ball to that other basket.
YEET!

Yeet by phelldymein September 30, 2019