Shifting Realities

Shifting realities is where you change your reality. What i mean is that you can script how you want a certain life, and then you can practice trying to move your subconsciousness to that reality. It is a really fun topic, and you should give it a go sometime!

Did you hear about that new thing going around? It's called shifting realities!

Oh, that's cool! I will try it sometime!

by Nearsofficial March 21, 2021

Your reality is not my reality

My life experiences have shaped my opinion and my outlook on life. Your life experiences have really screwed with your head.

Your reality is not my reality" can be subsituted for any of the following phrases: "What the hell are you thinking?" -or- "You and I do not see eye-to-eye" -or- "it's not my fault you have a hole in your neck - why are you grossing me out with your stop smoking commercial?

by Mr. sluggo February 21, 2011

reality slap

A slap back to reality.

Pam... you need a reality slap! Stop day dreaming!

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

Realtimer

A person who intentionally watches TV shows (and commercials) without the use of a DVR, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.

Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...

by Urban Source March 13, 2009

Reality Interactive Gaming

R.I.G. technology, (Reality Interactive Gaming) was unveiled last week (September 2, 2013) as the partner app to the new action hero franchise, Dark Prophet. The technology allows gamers and fans to engage on all interactive platforms and in the real world. R.I.G. promises to bring the fan back into the real world through engaging content and clues placed outside the digital world. Fans will interact through GPS, Bluetooth, push notification and even snapping coded photos at retail locations.

R.I.G. developer and growth hacker, Jody Sigmund says, “Certain features won’t be revealed until we go live. Products, DJs and music tracks will be scripted into all media platforms and are being offered on a limited basis. We want products that fit the storyline.”

You’re a fan of a new superhero movie and you've downloaded the new Reality Interactive Gaming app to your smart phone. Your location is verified and an SMS is sent, leading you to an advertiser’s retail store. You’re asked to snap a product pic or QR coded images. The picture reveals clues to watch for in an upcoming episode. Secrets to hidden add-on applications will be revealed within the TV series and feature films. By downloading these apps, GPS and push notification will reveal coordinates directly to your smart phone. Hardware is also being developed to work with applications.

by cape designer September 12, 2013

reality whiplash

The experience of suddenly realizing that something is the opposite of what you thought it was.

"That's adorable!" I thought, watching a baby bear squeak with frustration as it tried to pull the bark off a stick. Then after a few minutes I realized the stick was a rabbit, and the squeaks were from it being eaten alive. The reality whiplash literally knocked the wind out of me.

by TheAwfulDin December 2, 2014

Reality Czar

(person) - Head position at the "Truth Commision" Department under President Joe Biden. This position and department was created to inform the American citizens about what information is "true." Modeled after similar successful programs in prosperous countries such as North Korea, East Germany, Russia, and China this program seeks to "reeducate" citizens that have "incorrect" information or beliefs.

Hey, you hear about the new Reality Czar position created under Joe Biden?

Yes I have! It is so comforting that we no longer have to sort through the vast amount of information out there and can just have it all in one spot! 🤗😊

Indeed. Both the Reality Czar are also writing Cliff Notes on Life and Compliance for Dummies books.

by $lapaho February 13, 2021