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mach rating

a rating system, which determines ur closeness to perfection of selfless and selfish balance. The ratings range from 0 to 4. The closest person at the moment to achieving this perfection is currently Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddesswho is currently at mach 3.9991347592.
"give me all ur worldly possesions"
"No!"
"fuck u! for that u r degraded from mach 1.23 down to 0.96. so there"
"shut up i dont care about ur shtupid mach ratings!...but i reckon moving me down 0.27machs was well harsh! oh come on im worth at least 1!"
*goes off and cries.
by Staaaaaani June 19, 2004
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ratsinger

Common term used to describe a typical singing contestant on any reality television talent contest show, such as Pop Idol.
Dec: Hey, wot ya doin on Saturday night?

Ant: Fuck all, so I'll probably end up watching TV - that Pop Idol shit is on.

Dec: Oh yeah, I don't know how you can sit through that fucking bullshit - they're all a bunch of talentless fucks.

Ant: I know, you're right, they're all a bunch of fucking ratsingers but I like watching it anyway.

Dec: Prick!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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"Raming" It Up

Noun: A psychological condition in which one can only be motivated to action by the offering of money, usually through the process of "I bet you..." bartering.

Verb: The act of being a complete money whore.
Subject A: "Are you going to attend your grandmother's funeral?"
Subject B: "How much do you bet me that I will go to my grandmother's funeral?"

Subject B is "Raming it up"
by Luke McCloud March 31, 2003
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Raiming (rāme•ing)

1. v. To throw up uncontrollably after consuming a small amount of alcohol at a party.
2. v. To pass out before 10:00 pm on New Years Eve.
3. v. To pass out on a toilet at a party and have it posted on the internet.
4. v. To pass out anywhere at any given time.
5. v. To let your friend shave your head because you were to high to know better, despite the fact that you love your hair.
6. v. To think you look like Tom Brady.
7. v. To think you look like Ashton Kutcher.
8. v. To possess the ability to sink a ball in your own cups off a hanging light not once, but twice in the same game in a game of beer pong and then proceed to call yourself a "beast" (See Def. #9.)
9. v. To refer to yourself as a "beast" at least twice a day.
10. v. To be the best around, at everything.
11. v. To attempt to argue anything, at any place or any time.
12. v. To pronounce the slang term bro, brah.
Did you see him at the party, he was Raiming (rāme•ing) so hard.
by champbaileywasdownsolivewithit February 8, 2010
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Corner Rating

A rating of how good a girl looks on a corner. Mostly applies to hookers and prostitutes. It is based on a scale 1-10. In order to be considered "good" the rating must be greater that 6.9
Friend 1: Hey bro look at that chick on the corner
Friend 2: Na bro she wretched her corner rating is only a 5.2.......she probably has the herp.
by @2Chainz November 11, 2012
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Ratting

Due to the difficulty in homeless having sexual intercourse, ratting is the process where Street Rats are captured, decapitated and then thrust upon by Male homeless people. The resulting carcass is considered as being 'Ratted'.
"Here Jethro, I just got a big brown one, you want to two's up on a ratting session?"
by meganinja May 21, 2009
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Redfearn Ramming

This is a bizarre sexual act usually carried about by homosexual couples, but also done between a man and a woman, or can involve many men, or a mixture of all. There have been accounts of close blood relatives and animals being used in this sexual act also.Its when a man has anal sex with another man/woman, and then proceeds to ejaculate in the colon of the person. The person having this done to them is referred as the "fuck pig". He withdraws his penis. If there are several other men present, they can also do the same thing, and so add to the supply of ejaculant being held in the rectum of the 'fuck pig'. There have been cases of up to 10 or more men all conseutively doing this, and thus creating a very large storage of semen in the rectum. This act is the "reddening" stage due to the discolouration of the anus as a result of all the anal sex (hence known as 'redfearn'). One of them then lubes their thumb and proceeds to insert it into the anus of the 'fuck pig' in a plunger motion (the 'ramming' stage). This is done to mix the semen in the colon with the feces in there. When this has been done for a short while, the 2 substances mix to create a reddy brown substance. This newly created mixture is then shat out of the recipients anus, and into the mouth of one of the men. This man can then swallow the substance, or "snowball" it to any other parties included. It can also been snowballed directly back to the 'fuck pig', and forced them to swallow it as an act of humiliation.
I hear that Gary was on the recieving end of a Redfearn Ramming last weekend! What a dirty little fuck pig!
by fuck_pig_pally April 24, 2010
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