ripped 

Stoned beyond comprehension.

Is that another joint? I was ripped after the second one.

ripped by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003

ripped 

alcohol intoxication characterized by fun, eratic and/or wild behavior

dude.......we're soooo ripped!
I was so ripped that I fell off that big bitch!

ripped by mike September 16, 2003

ripped 

Stolen; taken without permission.

He ripped the song beat from his freind for his own advantage.

ripped by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Ripped 

To be proven wrong, in a sense or embarrassment or not; to be so sure that you're right and everyone else is wrong, and it turns out you're wrong.

Person 1: The space landing is a myth.
Person 2: No it's not you dumbass, why do you think they have NASA, a whole organisation dedicated to astronautics.
Person 1: Shut up, it's a fake.
Person 2: *Gives loads of evidence to prove it's real*
Teacher: Yeah, it's real.
Head of NASA: It's not made up, ya' stupid kid.

Person 1:.... Ripped.

Ripped by Lloydo March 6, 2007

Ripped 

to hang from a hook at Sport-o-Rama from your boxers. It tears your asshole open.

OMG, did you see Ian get ripped???? He almost bobbed!!!

Ripped by -13 hockey boss January 25, 2011

Ripped 

Good body

Oi that dude over there is ripped

Ripped by ChloeButler January 17, 2017

RIPped 

When you die from too much exercise and too low body fat

Person 1: Hey did you hear how Brad died?
Person 2: Yeah, he got way too RIPped. Doctor's said he had almost no body fat left but man did he look shredded.

RIPped by 885pfl47 November 14, 2017