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Race the beer home

The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).
Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."
by JunkyardECM November 1, 2010
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race cavy

1200 horsepower Chevy Cavelier. Used to beat STI's and supercars.
Me and your mom had a grand time in the race cavy, last night faggot
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race cricket

A girl who is usually fast and loose and jumps around from guy to guy in the car scene/race scene. Is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn. A girl who spends a weekend in the scene, mostly on their back, and thinks all of sudden, they know all there is to know about the scene.
Zach's done hooked up with another race cricket, she's such a hoe.
by Realdealchill1234 March 1, 2017
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Race Report

Self-indulgent wordy twaddle, vaguely related to putting one foot in front of the other (the art of running) for an extended period of time. The key to writing a good Ultramarathon Race Report is in an over dramatisation of actual events & experiences which adds to the mystique of Ultramarathon running to the untrained observer. Extended essay-length accounts of a niche sport (Ultramarathon running) they are usually read only by other Ultramarathoners, running geeks, mental health professionals, the very bored or the author - but mostly just the author.

To put in onto context, it's far easier & fulfilling to run an Ultramarathon than it is to read someones 30,000 word blog on the experience.
Steve's running a 100km Ultramarathon through remote bushland this weekend; I can't wait to read all about it in his race report.
by Lucky Wise Fool June 7, 2020
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Race pity

When you are racist to yourself. It makes totally it socially acceptable because you arent being mean to others, but yourself.
yo im not racist, i just pity my race

Race pity is totally fine bro
by totally not lecrim June 2, 2021
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Race-rizzem

Being blatantly racist to someone while trying to rizz them up and/or racism in a rizzy way
Shaniqua- "Did you hear Chad tried to get his way with me using race-rizzem."

Crystal- "Damn girl, Chad a cracker ass"
by kazoo-rizzler February 28, 2023
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race bender

A white girl who dates or engages in sexual intercourse with black men. Also used but less frequently to in the opposite situation when a white male is dating or having sexual relations with a black woman.
White Girl Nicole: Hey Missy let's go to Ford Heights and get some black cock.

White Girl Missy: Okay Sis, but first let me go through mom's purse and get some money for a couple 40 ouncers. Gee, Nicole maybe we'll get knocked up this time so we can get public aid!
by Andrew January 7, 2004
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