Quonie

a lot of coins

“give me those quonies”

by ::charles:: March 24, 2020

geek quotes

Wrapping a comment in a text or e-mail in bracketed tag expressions describing the slant of the statement ala. HTML.

<rant>I'm so annoyed by geek quotes</rant>

<squee>I just got a new puppy!</squee>

by bluibry May 22, 2009

pussy quota

the amount of pussy needed to be seen, touched, smelled, licked or fucked to stay fit and healthy.

Dr. Phil recommends a pussy quota of 10 per day.

by Mr.Guy_Boyman January 22, 2015

hug quote

“hug is not a hug if ur not being hugged tight asf”

hug quote “hug is not a hug if ur not being hugged tight asf” quote by sam😫

by samm2smooth March 7, 2022

nerd quotient

1. Refers to the level or degree of one's nerdiness.
2. If used in conversation, one's nerd quotient automatically skyrockets.

1. An exponential increase in your nerd quotient has occurred!
2. M!lk is uppin' her nerd quotient by posting this on Urban Dictionary.
3. Bob: "I stand undefeated at DDR! Wow, I'm really upping my nerd quotient, huh?"
Adam: "You're even nerdier for using that phrase, man."

by M!LK April 18, 2008

Gondola Quotient

a special formula that will determine your gaming proness level. it is very complex and can only be calculated by a computer but it involves ratio of wins to losses, number of hours a day playing, and number of hot gamer chicks you pick up. a pr0 has a higher score.

the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god

person: yo that pro has a Gondola Quotient of 8999. hes almost god.
person 2: ya, I hear he play 25 hours a day

by smexy_lolrus December 17, 2009

Don’t quote me on that

A phrase said after a statement a person’s not sure if it is correct

-“Can you name the president of Argentina?”
-“Uh, Mauricio Macri, but don’t quote me on that”

by 24/7 July 28, 2018