Qassim

A guy who laughs at his own jokes so much to the point he snort laughs at his own jokes.

Did you hear that Qassim? Forever snorting at his own jokes, he even snorts at himself snorting when trying to impress a girl.

by Джордж September 23, 2018

quasi-ho

n. A woman who sleeps around, but doesn't receive payment for her services. As implied by the slang, she's "almost a ho".


Note: Synonym for semi-ho; Not to be confused with semi-pro

A: Look at Jenny walking down the street. That girl is hott! What's she doing with that random akimow lookin guy on the street?
B: They're gonna get dirty.
A: Is she a hoe?
B: Nah... just another quasi-ho.

by ^fifteen minutes^ January 27, 2005

quasi

Slang for cola purchased from a corner convenience store fountain softdrink dispenser.

Hey guy, wanna go to the store and grab a quasi?

- Sure, quality idea guy.

by Faddy May 19, 2006

quasi

If you go into a state police or highway patrol academy you receive quasi military training.

The Troopers at the Florida Highway Patrol's academy make it seem like you're getting trained like Marines. In reality its just quasi training compared to the training and treatment you'd recieve if you joined the Army, Marines, Air Force, or Navy.

by Dime Bag Darell July 31, 2006

quasimoto

used as an adjective to describe a type of marijuana that looks like your average c+ weed but falls way short on the highe level.

Im still not high after three bong rips man, that there is some wack ass quasimoto!

by piyox420andreev August 15, 2010

Quasi

The act of getting high from smoking weed.

Me and Bryan got quasied before the concert.

Hey do you want to Quasi before school today?

by SunRaY615 June 10, 2010

Quissifficate

Excretion oozing from the rectum as a result of semem and feces being logged into a rectal tear. When the mass sits and festers it turns into a puss filled sak that gets bigger and bigger until it comes loose and falls out of the rectum, bursting open as it reaches the hole then spilling the rank liquid onto the floor.

John failed to wash himself after tricking on the corner for so many months...that he one day farted causing him to quissifficate in public. He felt a huge wet sensation burst in his jockys which smelled like creamy flesh and onions..

by Chris Johhnson May 20, 2008