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Quarantine cool points

Cool points awarded during a quarantine when a radical t-shirt is purchased. For example, If the shirt reads something funny like "My quarantine routine is simple. I wake up and go insane!" then approx. 888 cool points shall be awarded.
888 Quarantine cool points have been awarded to you my friend because that shirt that says "My quarantine routine is simple. I wake up and go insane!".
by Random Dad May 17, 2020
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Quarantine Booty

Staying at home for months at a time, causing your derrière to grow in size.
“Wow, look at that quarantine booty! You can tell she’s been staying at home!”
by Hmmmm No Thanks May 25, 2020
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Quarantine formal

Wearing a nice shirt but casual bottoms so in a Zoom call it looks like you dressed up.
Friend 1: What’s the best thing about quarantine?
Friend 2: During my virtual meetings I can wear a button up and some sweatpants
Friend 1: Oh yeah, rocking that quarantine formal.
by BoredOuttaMyMind26 June 25, 2020
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Quarantine Hotpot

The act of eating so many Hot Cheetos in the depression of isolation, that when you release your bowels the toilet becomes a spicy red, much like a hotpot.
Dude, is anyone hungry? Cause i'm about to make a quarantine hotpot
by OGDankzi September 13, 2020
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Quarantine Crush

A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.
My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!
by J Queef September 30, 2020
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Quarantining

Spending some time with someone u love, to prevent having to go out and do shit
Hey yall. Nah i kant go to the party. Me & Twammy are quarantining”
by T Murdaaaaa October 28, 2020
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Quarantine Qualm

When things start to bother you for no apparent reason from being inside for too long.
"Idk man, I just was staring at the dishwasher the other day, and the black bar that went across it just got me"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"
by kingkombucha November 19, 2020
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