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mumble pants

when your pants are so tight you can see a womans lips move
hey mumble pants i can see your lips moving but i can't hear what you are saying
by skeeter April 8, 2004
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Yoga Pants

Pants that make anyone look like they have an ass.
"Damn when did Jillian get an ass".
"She doesn't, its just the yoga pants".
by Effing Dbag October 4, 2010
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I shat my pants

Shat is the past tense of Shit which is the present tense of crap, so, i shat my pants is saying i shit my pants, which means i crapped my pants, which means i took a poop in my pants, which means I dumped a lump
by Cr4ckhead Mc933 March 18, 2003
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Wears the pants

1. Refers to the person in charge.
2. The phrase stems from the time of patriarchy when men went out and worked to provide for their families while women tended the home. Men wore pants while women were more likely to wear dresses. The men of that time were seen as the leaders of their families.
3. An insult to one memember of a relationship, usually the male, who has lost or willingly given the majority of control of the relationship to the other.
Ben: Hey, what happened to Joe? His phone rang and the next thing I know he was gone.

Jake: Oh that would have been his wife Donna calling and telling him to come home and put his dishwashing skirt on. She wears the pants in that house.
by Justaineer December 19, 2008
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Pants Time

The time of day that comes before snack time and after nap time.
"Nap time comes before pants time, not after."
by Keynon June 6, 2005
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pants-shitting wasted

1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.
"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."

"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."
by DJ Fresh D March 18, 2010
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Pants Jump

The epic jump one makes when they are pulling up their pants.
"Dude, your ass crack is showing."
*jumps while pulling up pants*"PANTS JUMP!"
by pantsjump March 30, 2010
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