A prostitute who has a beard
Matt: Did you see that one prostitute?
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.
by Blake Chastain December 30, 2008
Get the Goat prostitute mug.a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.
similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.
shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.
shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012
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Many have tried, most have failed...
For those who fail, the hunger kills them, and the chase continues.
To be able to hold the Prestigious Trophy is a honor that few have had, and all Want....
Any give Sunday can make or break the chase.
So bow down to the Champ, for that is all you are allowed to call him for a Year...
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