birthday present

(n) alcohol

let's go get alex a birthday present.

by Zramislame October 13, 2008

Present

How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.

Teacher: Is James here?
James: Present!
Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.

by My Minecraft Isn't working October 27, 2020

Present

1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.

2. Tripping on acid

Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.

by chasepatrick April 22, 2011

presentate

When one projects an image of unbelievable dedication to their fucking job.

BH said to me "You must presentate an image of cock-sucking and faggotry in order to advance in this world!"

by The Presentater December 18, 2009

Present perfect tense

Your birthday.
Perfect time for a presents.

- Your present perfect tense is in a week, would you like some beer and whores?

by Shadowbeast December 2, 2011

presents

The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.

Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

passive aggressive present

A gift from someone, meant as a gesture of hostility.

"my boss's wife thinks I am sleeping with him"

"did you get anything for Christmas from them?"

"Ya, I got a fucking piece of pottery shit. But I shoved back from that. Sent a thank you note for the stupid passive aggressive present. She'll hate me even more now"

by LibertyBlue November 19, 2009