A noun created by Kim Harris, the co-host of Fanatical Fics podcast. It is used when someone guesses the happenings of a Harry Potter fan fiction correctly and therefore gets a "point". If one gets enough points, they will eventually make it to the points moon.
Yes! Hogwarts castle and the Giant Squid made out, just like I guessed. I'm on course for the points moon !!
by merp.. October 17, 2021
Get the points moon mug.1. A: Would you rail with that girl?
B: No, man. She's zero points.
2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!
3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.
B: No, man. She's zero points.
2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!
3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.
by H-Money October 21, 2003
Get the zero points mug.1. A type of points that are needed for a guy to go out with a girl. The more Beach Points you have, the better of a chance you have with a girl.
2. This can be a good 1st impression when meeting a girl you want to go out with.
2. This can be a good 1st impression when meeting a girl you want to go out with.
by kittymomma February 8, 2010
Get the Beach Points mug.A game with friends involving sexual acts which equal certain points. The aim of the game is to achieve the highest amount of points or achieving "max points"
Kiss = 10 points
Snog =15 points
A cheeky touch = 20
Anything more sexual = 50
THE DEED = MAX POINTS
Kiss = 10 points
Snog =15 points
A cheeky touch = 20
Anything more sexual = 50
THE DEED = MAX POINTS
by Desusa October 21, 2010
Get the Max points mug.heidi: The depiction of the Saraceans in the Song of Roland reveals the Christian bias of the poet within his anti-Islamic society.
all: NERD POINTS!!!
all: NERD POINTS!!!
by wss2011 June 30, 2011
Get the Nerd Points mug.aka Relay Points
a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.
a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.
Girlfriend: Wow when was the last time you've done something like that for me?
Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?
Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?
by JooceyFr00t November 29, 2011
Get the Relationship Points mug.The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.
by leafenway October 20, 2012
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