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awareness promoter

A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.
fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"

Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"

V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
by fred_berg December 18, 2009
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non-profit

not for monetary gain...but for public service. However, does allocate small funds (through fundraising) to help worthwhile causes. Does not exlude members of the public.
The student sold magazines, to allocate funds for their non-profit school.

Some people create certain non-profit 'labels' to promote awareness for worthwhile causes, that benefit society as a whole.
by Alaphabet Soup November 7, 2007
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profitable pilfering

To steal things compulsively that you will not use at the moment, but as your collection grows, you will find them rather useful.
Profitable pilfering is Melia and Shaqueera's favorite past-time.
by MeliaCobain June 13, 2007
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promotisement

An advertisement disguised as a promotion or a promotion disguised as an advertisement.
1) Fox News presented Tea Bag events as news. However, they were a promotisement for Fox News sponsored events.

2) Commercials during television news programs that present products and services as real news bulletins. The mortgage industry collapse created a new bred of opportunistic promotisements.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
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Profit-margins

Adj.

Used to describe an individual whose soul objective is the pursuit of high profit-margins. Often this results in shady, but pathetic business sales of playground contraband, i.e. cookies
T-Bry: Oi, sklep, gimme a cookie, boi
Dam: 50p, up front
T-Bry: Calm down, profit-margins, I got the cash
by Genius of the Restoration November 22, 2011
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Shag Promotion

When a person fucks their boss to get higher in their company/organisation
Worker 1: Looks like Jeff's going to get that raise
Worker 2: Don't count on it, Bob says he's going for a shag promotion
by umpirestrikesback June 25, 2005
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not-for-profit

If a business makes a profit, the company must turn the money back into the business to not show a profit.
The hospital made a profit but created a new wing with the money so they are a not-for-profit business.
by worker123 January 18, 2009
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