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Procrasturbation

Maximising the enjoyment of putting things off, hopefully forever.
Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”
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Procrasturbating

"Oh man, I had no idea what is should do so I ended up procrasturbating."
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Procrasturbating

I was going to finish my laundry but I kept procrasturbating over and over again.
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Procrasturbate

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.
I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.
by The_JDH January 17, 2017
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procrasturbating

1) The act of masturbating while putting off or delaying action on more productive tasks.

2) Jerkin off when you have shit to do.
Kyle: "Did you finish your part of the assignment? The due date is comin' up fast."

Stan: "I've been meaning to get to that. I've just been procrasturbating on that I guess.
by Woody-89 July 18, 2011
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PROCRASTURBATION

Any human, age 12 throughout adulthood, already is aware of what this word means.
I PROCRASTURBATION, with any real, important task I am required to complete.
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Procrasturbation

The act of masturbating instead of doing some other task that you are supposed to be doing.
I wasted all my time with procrasturbation rather than doing my homework.
by lookupsmegma July 10, 2009
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