Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”
by Flapulicious September 1, 2021

by TheRealCptnWonton June 3, 2018

by Dratsab007 November 18, 2019

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.
by The_JDH January 17, 2017

1) The act of masturbating while putting off or delaying action on more productive tasks.
2) Jerkin off when you have shit to do.
2) Jerkin off when you have shit to do.
Kyle: "Did you finish your part of the assignment? The due date is comin' up fast."
Stan: "I've been meaning to get to that. I've just been procrasturbating on that I guess.
Stan: "I've been meaning to get to that. I've just been procrasturbating on that I guess.
by Woody-89 July 18, 2011

by Garth Norman May October 23, 2023

by lookupsmegma July 10, 2009
