robot priest

The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.

Wow! My robot priest is cool. He is smart and my butt doesn't hurt.

by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008

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Catholic Priest

Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.

Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit

by xxCakeLordxx May 29, 2020

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primesword

a weapon that has been hacked in such a unbelivably nectar primecut way in diablo 2
it will destroy all it meets than the unknowing owner
also any well made katana is a prime sword

only 3 ninjas hav ever seen it than they were twinplum pummeled to hell.......the primesword(whispered)
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man im high i thought you were holding a primesword.
or that battle was tuff in glad i had my MOUNTAINDEW......next to my primesword

by the prime goblin August 22, 2008

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priestal

To perform heinous acts of child molestation and debauchery. It refers to the many clergy members who have been accused of child abuse and plays against the term postal used for a person who commits acts of violence.

Father O'malley really went priestal on that alter boy.

by Old Curmudgeon December 14, 2013

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