priestal 

To perform heinous acts of child molestation and debauchery. It refers to the many clergy members who have been accused of child abuse and plays against the term postal used for a person who commits acts of violence.

Father O'malley really went priestal on that alter boy.

priestal by Old Curmudgeon December 14, 2013

Priestley College 

A College in Warrington, England.

It has a wide variety of A-Level, BTEC and Vocational courses

and the people who attend this college are awesome =)

I am a student taking A-Levels at Priestley College

Priestley College by SophsterBEE March 8, 2009

PriestMLH 

An internet celebrity of sorts who has gained a huge following from posting homemade videos of him playing Guitar Hero on YouTube. He is reknowned for beating almost every song in the game on 100%.

Guy1 : "Did you see that video of PriestMLH playing "Raining Blood" on expert and getting 98%!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it totally got me hard."
Guy 1: "Saaaame."

PriestMLH by IDEFINEWORDS February 8, 2008

Priestly Fuck 

1- An act of intercourse where the male involved seems completely switched off from the idea that the woman is meant to be getting pleasure, and instead simply gallops towards the semen depositing finale. It leaves the woman feeling like she may as well have been elsewhere. This is a priestly fuck, as one imagines that's exactly how a priest would do it- with as little extra contact as possible so as to make it less of a sin.

2- That guy who disapproves of everything you do that he can't, much like a priest does. He's the bloke who feels it necessary to make himself look better than you by reacting with disgust and incredulous disbelief when hearing of your exploits. He's a priestly fuck, that one. He probably wanks and cries over tales of his mate's debauchery.

1- "I thought you liked Tim, why did you split up?"

"Well, he was a good guy outside of the bedroom, but once we got in there, he subjected me to the most priestly fuck ever, and didn't show any interest in trying again. It's over."

2- Tom- "So I shagged them both. You only live once, right?"

(The assembled mates laugh and agree, gazing at Tom in awe. All except for one.)

Ross- "You ought to be ashamed of yourself"

(Ross gets up and goes to the bar, shaking his head and tutting. The men sit and reel in disbelief)

Tom- "Priestly Fuck!"

Priestly Fuck by MagickDio May 20, 2010

Miranda Priestly 

1. The HBIC of the movie, The Devil Wears Prada (2006).

2. Embodies the definition of fierce.

3. Used as a threat to get what you want in a subtle, but terrorizing way.

She will Miranda Priestly the shit out of you if you don't have her coffee as hot as the center of the sun.

Miranda Priestly by regalforeground June 28, 2010

Priestlands

A school in Pennington, Hampshire, characterised for it's stunningly gifted students. Murderers, rapists, drunks, stoners, dealers, mafia, abused kids, expectant mothers. The only reason they get such good results is that they kick all the failing kids out a month before the exams. And they say that southern kids are soft...

"My child is looking forward to going to Priestlands. I need to get them some more things for the big day."
"May I recommend some durex and perhaps a knife?"

Priestlands by I Love Tarquin November 14, 2007

Jason Priestley 

Starred as Brandon Walsh in the popular TV series Beverly Hills, 90210. The series lasted for 10 (or so) years, starting in 1990, and was very popular, though it was made fun of by many, including some of its fans.
Jason Priestley is very, VERY attractive, though I think he was at his peak when the show first started. He is into racing fast cars, and has had at least one serious accident doing so.

Jason Priestley is gorgous.

"Donna Martin graduates!" (famous line/moment/event from 90210)

Jason Priestley by Rachel aka bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005