Lost His Post

When one loses a steady chart of weekends off from work.

Is Jay coming to the Poconos with us this weekend? Na, he has to work cause he lost his post.

by P Nest December 26, 2016

monkey on a post

This is a petite person who favors well endowed men.

Wonda Wonderpig was like a monkey on a post with the basketball player!

by I, Wreckerrr May 20, 2021

post fuckboy glow

The glow received after the end of a relationship with said fuckboy. After being treated like shit for so long and being distracted by some fuckboy - you finally start to excel and receive the post fuckboy glow. He'll be begging for you back, but you've already moved on ! Doing even better without him than you could ever imagine

It's only been a week, Jenna really has that post fuckboy glow tho

by E5ze95 May 12, 2017

Post Coital Niggalation

The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.

Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 2, 2021

postal service

A band created by Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello sending lyrics and rhythms back and forth through mail. Has the most crazy amazing lyrics ever created. Not to be confused with the US Postal Service.

Don't you adore the Postal Service?

by Ellie April 17, 2004

Post-wank Depression

after masturbating, the feeling you get when you look at yourself, alone, sweaty and half naked in your room.

person 1: geez troy, last night i got the post-wank depression hard.

person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.

by pooooose June 24, 2010

post to be

Also known as suppose to be

Jimmy post to be eatin that booty like grocery

by itsdatdude2010 April 15, 2015