Sam Porter 

The act of Masturbation over Men in bunny suits

sam porter

Sam Porter by tehLOL MONSTER August 26, 2011

Pretty Porter

A guy who spends his breaks and lunch periods in the bathroom perfecting his hair. May also spend time at home curling, ironing and dying his hair.

Man, he is such a Pretty Porter. He spent all of his free period in the bathroom fixing his hair! What a woman.

Pretty Porter by Ryan Kasabian May 27, 2005

logan porter

most amazing girl on earth. she always makes me smile and is super caring. every time im with her im really really happy=) she is way caring and always knows what to say=) love love love love love=)

hot sexy amazing beautiful gorgeous love logan porter

logan porter by cfusc March 22, 2009

Zach Porter 

Lead singer in The Tragic Thrills. Very beautiful. It has also been concluded that he is Jesus.

Person: "Do you know who Zach Porter is?"

Me: "Oh, you mean Jesus? Yeah."

Zach Porter by trulymelina December 13, 2013

Joey Porter 

The baddest mother fucker alive. Plays outside linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Did you see Joey Porter just fuck up Carson Palmer? Yeah, he's such a badass!

Joey Porter by JoePa87 December 6, 2006

Gay As Porter 

Usually meaning your extremely gay, or one of those fags that rides a harley, and can also mean that you have turrets and are painfully awkward.

Guy: Hey whats up*twitches*

Girl: WTF?

Guy: So you wanna get down and dirty?*(twitches)

Girl: Why the fuck are you twitching so much?

Gay as porter is typically shortened to "GAP"

Gay As Porter by AldrichAmes September 19, 2010

Dirty Porter 

A person that loves to have 10 girls at a time. Usually a younger person, around middle school. Loves to get dirty and normally is about 10 inches.

Damn, he's a dirty Porter.

Dirty Porter by corn on the scoob November 5, 2018