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pod squad

A group of friends who use their
I-pods in conjunction with each other. They may use their pods in social situations to avoid auditory disturbances. Pod Squads may resemble gangs as they dress alike and speak the same odd vernacular.
Wow, look at that pod squad rolling through. They are damn cool.
by Pangy April 12, 2005
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pod-blocker

someone who is known to trick people into letting them turn off your iPod to put their own on, saying its just for one song. ends up, they do not let you put yours back on for the remainder of the night.
"I thought he was 'the one', turns out he was a total pod-blocker."
by ProgPrincess September 6, 2009
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Pod People

Generally, pod people are considered to be smaller than normal human beings, but are an alien race living amongst us. They recharge their power cells by returning to their pods, this is something they must do at least once every week. Their task in being sent to Earth is to find small women who they will be able to 'pod' with. They then preform unknown mating rituals within the pod, resulting in new pod people, and the conversion of the human woman into a pod person, with her own pod. Characteristics of pod people are: long noses, gambling, short temper, preference for feminine alcoholic drinks, large black desk chairs, small women, and going to the gym. Beware of any person that fits this description, if you are a woman, men are generally safe from 'podding,' since the woman pod people are unable to 'pod' with human males.

Developmental Stages:
Most newly born pod people cannot function outside of their pod until around 7 Earth years old. They can jet around the universe at near relativistic speeds, and must settle on a planet with life by the age of 10 Earth years. If they do not, then they will outgrow their pod and be forced to climb out, and die a cold death in the vast void of the universe.
If they are able to reach a planet, they will hibernate in orbit of the planet until they are exactly 10 years old in Earth years. On their 10th birthday, they will crash land into the planet. Upon crash landing, they will begin to grow a new, adult-sized pod, and will finish this stage after 5 more Earth years. Pod People emerge from undergroung on their 15th birthday. When they emerge, they will live amongst the natives, feeding on native food and trying to pod with females. They will become parasites of the dominant race of the planet, podding with females to create more pod people.
A pod person's life span tends to exceed that of normal terrestrial species, due to the recharging abilities of the pod. But, the pod usually runs out of its recharging ability near its 500th Earth year of existence, so pod people tend to die after around 515 years and 1 week of life.

If you believe to be in contact with a pod person, make sure to tell all females of the pod person's status, and make sure that they WILL NOT 'pod' with them at any time. This is a parasitic race which needs to be exterminated. They have been known to use the movie 'love actually' as an aphrodisiac to lure females into their pod.
WOW, Andrew is such a Pod Person, fag."

"Goodness, I hate Pod People"
by John Tits January 9, 2009
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pod surfing

When one aimlessly searches through random Itunes podcasts, in hopes of finding a good one.
Last night I was so bored, I went pod surfing for 2 hours.
by blackbean0053 September 22, 2007
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POD, PODding, PODded

(Verb) To POD:
To remove the ex-boyfriend/husband/wife from your home or life via a Portable On Demand Storage (POD's) unit.
POD, PODding, PODded
I PODded my ex-boyfriend.
I'll POD You!
I'm PODding him.
by Javier Reynaldos September 6, 2008
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pod-ling

A term used for a baby or young child. Mostly used in a negative manner.
"Oh my god! That little pod-ling just drooled on my shirt!"
by bigandjolly October 8, 2006
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Pod-flop

When you are exercising at the gym and feel really cool....listening to your tunes on your Ipod....feeling like Rocky and then all of the sudden, your Ipod falls on the treadmill or the stairstep machine or elliptical machine and all your confidence just falls to the floor.
I was on the stairstep machine exercising away to my tunes on my Ipod and feeling fine when all of the sudden, I experienced a Pod-flop when my Ipod slipped, fell, pulled my headphones and hat off and made me feel like a total loser.
by KGuerriero October 18, 2008
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