plopperbag

extra large bag for carrying extra large turdy wurdys.mainly for people who eat a lot of branston beans or eggs.it straps round your neck and hangs down so has not to miss any splash backs.

i,ve just ate my beans and am off now to empty my plopperbag cos its full.

by larry lesbian April 4, 2009

plop muffler

the piece of toilet roll you frantically ball up and throw down the toilet before dumping yourself down on the seat and letting go... silently now.

Melita was holding one back all day.
She knew it was going to be a big one in the public conveniences. Not one a cough could cover.
So, practical as ever, Melita used a plop muffler.
Now she shit on the quiet.

by seamanrob February 9, 2010

Ploppytits

A colloquial term for a exceptional saggy tits

I say. Do you see those exceptional tits?.... nay!.... I see those exceptional Ploppytits?!?!?!!??

by thecrimsonadder September 24, 2011

ploppert

When you think you're going to take a really satisfying dump but only a little nugget trickles out.

I felt like I had to take a massive shit, but all I did was ploppert.

by Jager947 July 29, 2016

Plopo

A royal king of kenya
And is a chef

Plopo makes a good eh eh sushi

by Royal Oxford Corrector December 18, 2018

Plop and Togger

Two men simultaneously genitally stimulating each other while both take a shit. Essentially an advanced form of mutual Blumpkin. Bonus points are generally awarded if performed in a two seater outhouse.

Jake and Shawn really became good friends after they did the old Plop and Togger last week.

by Keweenaw Kid August 2, 2019

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by RealMaxMoeFoe April 30, 2020