Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.

Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!

by Jachze February 23, 2010

Aol pimping

Going into aol's chat rooms and trying to pick up or hitting on a lot of women.

Billy:Mom not right now im AOL pimping.

bob77::hey baby whats up
richard493::Man look at bob77 go he is really aol pimping today

by keilowkei October 17, 2010

turtle popping

When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.

Like a turtles head half out of its shell.

"Oh my God, I got to go to the loo; I'm turtle popping!"

by Carnthepear September 12, 2015

Mouth Popping

You fastly put you tounge up on the roof of your mouth, and stick it there for a second the fastly take it down

garrat watts: Omg shane Stopp!!!
Shane Dawson: *mouth pops* Never
Garrat:What was that sound you just made???
Shane:Mouth popping

by Danganronpa biggest fan October 11, 2019

Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.

Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag

by JULIA GlLLARD December 14, 2019

Sexual snap popping

The act of mounting your significant other and then to proceed with pounding of the anus, ejaculating into their ass, as they begin to fart then proceed to fondle their vagina or Genitalia and finally flick the anus.

Being defined , yo did you hear Jessica and Bobby last night, they were totally sexual snap popping

by Julien f.l June 24, 2021

popping tents

The act of a guy experiencing numerous errections.

There were so many babes on the beach that my brother started popping tents left and right

by Thorax Carnage February 20, 2014