Phail

Carlo/Clive Alaimo.

I commute to work in South Phails every morning on the phailway service run everyday by NationalPhail.

by IGYAFI January 17, 2009

phail

A fail due to some specific reason which is undefined at first, but subsequently comes to light.

NOTE: When applied to forum debate situations, both parties must be unaware of the relevant specifics (at first) in order for the phail to be valid.

See also: whin, whail

Awwww! It was my battery charger! I didn't need to buy a whole new phone! Total phail!!

Darn. I should have listened to that other user. Phail.

by sheepdog91 October 4, 2010

lunch pail

A person who is not even worthy of being called a "toolbox".

see also-"complete douchebag"

As Ted walked away, Bob said to Steve, "That guy is such a lunch pail."

by Roddy von Seldeneck May 22, 2007

beyond the pail

drop a bucket over that ugly broads mug, and draw a new face on the bucket!!

i am always thinking "beyond the pail"

by spyd4r August 28, 2003

Epic Phail

Someone who cannot play a game due to the fact they only leech points and follow others around.

Josh is an Epic Phail when playing Guild Wars.

by Pend March 13, 2009

Phail

When/if the Phillies lose the World Series!

God, that phail was painful to watch.

by sleepnix October 31, 2009

Pailex

a) A remedy for sandy vaginas.
b) Someone with a very sandy vagina.

Z: You're such a bitch! I hate you!
Y: Take a freaking Pailex.


OR

Y: I haaaaaate this!
Z: Easy, Pailex.

by Brattitidinal4eva March 14, 2009