Noun: An abnormal inability for an individual to text back quickly. It is a condition where a person needs more than enough time to reply back. This may include but not limited to: texts, messages, Facebook chats, comments, or shout outs. It is different from people not replying back due to laziness. NOTE: It is a not a real disease.

"He took 2 hours to text me back! He must have a serious Paulexia..."
"Paulexia is a turnoff for me."
"I think she has Paulexia because she hasn't replied me back in ages."

Paulexia by Spin Hind June 4, 2013

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The Greedy Pailer

The act of milking a woman doggy style, with a tin pail. Then drinking the milk in front of the now hungry child.
mmm luxury milk.

"Mummy, why is my little brother crying so?"
"Because Daddy was The Greedy Pailer last night, and I have no milk left for him"

The Greedy Pailer by backfootbandit October 28, 2022

palexican

Someone who is Palestinian and Mexican.

A:Hey dude is that guy a beaner or an arab??

B:Dude he's palexican!

palexican by Palexican June 3, 2008

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pailed

When you're really just being "that" drunk person. Trashed beyond belief, doing things you'll regret that your friend will have to tell you over the phone when you call them tomorrow, confused.

My god she was so PAILED last night, shaking her ass on 4 different coworkers with none of them even knowing and then she passed out with one eye still open after screaming at everyone because she couldn't find her flip flop.

pailed by Valiantsea October 8, 2015

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