Pailex
Z: You're such a bitch! I hate you!
Y: Take a freaking Pailex.
OR
Y: I haaaaaate this!
Z: Easy, Pailex.
Y: Take a freaking Pailex.
OR
Y: I haaaaaate this!
Z: Easy, Pailex.
Pailex by Brattitidinal4eva March 14, 2009
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palexican
palexican by Palexican08 June 3, 2008
palex
The hottness that is Deanna Casaluce and Lauren Collins on Degrassi. The relationship between their characters Paige and Alex.
palex by There's Penguins In April 28, 2007
Paulexia
Noun: An abnormal inability for an individual to text back quickly. It is a condition where a person needs more than enough time to reply back. This may include but not limited to: texts, messages, Facebook chats, comments, or shout outs. It is different from people not replying back due to laziness. NOTE: It is a not a real disease.
The Greedy Pailer
The act of milking a woman doggy style, with a tin pail. Then drinking the milk in front of the now hungry child.
mmm luxury milk.
mmm luxury milk.
"Mummy, why is my little brother crying so?"
"Because Daddy was The Greedy Pailer last night, and I have no milk left for him"
"Because Daddy was The Greedy Pailer last night, and I have no milk left for him"
The Greedy Pailer by backfootbandit October 28, 2022
palexican
pailed
When you're really just being "that" drunk person. Trashed beyond belief, doing things you'll regret that your friend will have to tell you over the phone when you call them tomorrow, confused.
My god she was so PAILED last night, shaking her ass on 4 different coworkers with none of them even knowing and then she passed out with one eye still open after screaming at everyone because she couldn't find her flip flop.
pailed by Valiantsea October 8, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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