petrol pervert

A name for a person, usually male, who loves his cars, and gives them a lot more attention then he does his girlfriend, or anything else in life.

Girl: Hey, check out my new dress. Cute or what!

Guy: .. Woah! Check out that Jag!

Girl: Pfft, Petrol Pervert.

by sassy_sophi April 1, 2009

tits-pervert

The Old man who works at sams club that only looks at your breasts.

Joy: "oh look tits-pervert is working today"

by Joy March 7, 2005

Pervert

A person who looks up the word "pervert"

You reading this word right now, you're a pervert

by Super Ultra Mega September 1, 2014

Pervertish

To mention/talk/perform acts which are classed as perverted or naughty.

"stop being so Pervertish!"

by Lee & Andrea December 14, 2006

closet pervert

closet pervert - noun - Ebisu on Naruto

Naruto: Ahhgg!! Why are you here?!

by Magik November 26, 2004

perversularity

The combined perversion of two filthy minded persons in close proximity causing a perverted singularity.

I'm worried that the combined perversion of you two, plus such close proximity, could end up causing a perversularity.

by okdirdel April 3, 2011

perversion

The act of perverting something.

A tweak, change, or adjustment of an otherwise true or accurate person, place, thing, or idea, to the point of making the person, place, thing, or idea no longer true or accurate.

Mormon belief is a perversion of Christianity.

by Jon Davis January 13, 2004