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College pedo

A pale skinned male age 16-18 who attends college and messages young girls on Snapchat using an android phone. All his selfies are taken with Snapchat filters and will take any opportunity to message you if you are a girl between 13-16
Look at this snap he just sent me he looks like a right college pedo
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Closet Pedo

An adult who is sexually attracted to a minor, but will not do or say anything remotely sexual about them until that minor is the age of an legal adult.

Red flags for these kind of people would be things like someone saying they've waited for someone to turn 18
Lets say a girl turns 18 & a week later she decides to create an Onlyfans page & an adult replies with something like "I've waited for this" at that point it is fair to think they're a Closet pedo
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Pedestrian

The Name - Jack Smith - Is soooo pedestrian!
by TheCatsPyjamanamas July 14, 2011
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Reverse Pedo

A girl that likes to date older guys.
Dude 1: Hey did you know that girl hayley likes to date older guys?

Dude 2: She is such a Reverse Pedo
by jack walton......hey January 23, 2011
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pedostache

The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.

Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo
"Francis, that pedostache isn't gonna help much...well, the fact that she's in middle school doesn't help much either."
by Tim Tim the Crazy Man August 3, 2006
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Pedo bear

A cute and comforting guy who loves to baby sit and play with youngsters
Have you seen my younger sister lately?
She's at Pedo bear's, relax.
by pbear14 May 7, 2013
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Pedosexual

Originated when a homophobic smear campaign attempted to discredit the LGBT community by saying it would become LGBTP. Pedosexual meaning pedophiles.
"If they want to demand that society accept their horseshit identities, then it’s time we slip in one of our own, for godly keks.

How do we do this?

We convince them that Pedos deserve rights too. We'll call them pedosexual.

Think about it, if this were to catch any traction at all it would only further remove any legitimization they’ve gained."
by Rebelfighters July 9, 2018
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