patronie

exclusive group of hilarious individuals that gather for the purpose of adding material to a soon to be published book of quotes. usually aided by cafe patron.

patronie=good friends, good times

i am in need of some laughs with my patronies!

by hmcj December 15, 2011

cutie patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute isn't enough and has to morph into something cuter

She's such a cutie patootie

by gadde June 20, 2011

Patootoo

A very cute woman noticed that probably has an equally cute vagina.

Woah, now that's a sweet-looking patootoo!

by FactRzerO November 7, 2003

patronize

A word no one understands because it's always used out of context.

1: Hey! Want to go to the movies later on?
2: Maybe.
1: Come on you'll have fun!
2: Stop PATRONIZING me!

by Sarah April 29, 2004

patounka

Gay Poop-and-puke sex with a dead duck.

Patounka is bestiality, necrophilia, homosexuality, and gross sex, all at the same time! Not that there's anything wrong with that!

by Tradd June 5, 2004

patooser

a word that can be used to describe anything good

hey girl your such a patooser "i love your shirt"

by Jessica H, jessi wessy April 16, 2008

Platooned

To be so drunk that the next morning you will most certainly wake up feeling;

a) with no idea of your whereabouts

b) as if you've just been in a Napalm attack.

"Look at Burty go, he's getting Platooned tonight"
"Yeah, he'll definitely be waking up in Vietnam tomorrow".

by kramssor April 21, 2009