Pandemic Panchope

In the event of a pandemic, Panchope, the holiday on the Friday following Thanksgiving as declared in 2013, shall include delivery and/or catering of breakfast while wearing pajamas. Distantly social precautions required.

Oh no... COVID... I guess we’re celebrating a Pandemic Panchope this year!

by Hananabear November 27, 2020

Pandemic 10

Someone who looks better with a mask on.

Finally took her out and saw her without a mask on, turns out she was just a pandemic 10.

by Shmelliot April 19, 2021

pandemic album

An (music) album released during the time of an pandemic.
This also applies to albums with songs/titles/covers about said pandemic.

Folklore by Taylor Swift is an pandemic album.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

Pandemic phone

When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.

Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.

by Shankss9 August 1, 2020

Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.

*tim calls into work*

“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.

by GoatStatusD January 13, 2021

pandemic generation

The generation of babies born beginning in March 2020

My three nieces belong to the pandemic generation.

by Etewilak May 4, 2021

Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020