A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

1)An item of clothing often associated with a person is commonly either wets the bed or has wet dreams.

2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.

Man 1: Haha, did you hear about that guy who has wet dreams every night?
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

by Guy Whitaker June 12, 2009

pair of britney

funny way to order two beer

let's get a pair of britneys

by junkbo June 10, 2011

Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage

"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"

by ForestGuy July 21, 2023

New pair of whites

A new pair of all white airforce 1s

My boy got a new pair of whites

by santiswag September 29, 2021

pairing whore

A character in fan fiction that is/can be/ has been paired up with just about any male and/or female character from the original work. Whether it is out of character (also know as OC) or not.

Haruno Sakura (from Naruto) has been paired or has fallen in love with just about anyone as has Hermione Granger thus making them pairing whores.

by Kurama_Bookworm127 July 18, 2013

Alpha pair

An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.

Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!

by Zms5063 July 10, 2024

Canon pairing

A canon pairing in fiction is a couple accepted as official by the author and a large part of the fanbase.

Eren and Mikasa from Attack On Titan are a canon pairing

by Lahavas October 27, 2021