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paedo grip

The action used by a persistant male stalker or squaddie to corner his prey into some sort of sexual intercourse. A "subtle" hand action typically used on the upper arm or leg, can sometimes involve an uncomfortable squeeze accompanied by a creepy smile.
"she was cornered by a paedo grip, no way could she escape after that"

"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"
by the truth part 2!! August 8, 2009
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PAEDOWND

Slipping a length to a fifteen year old. Allegedly the word hails from Scotland
Metal Hammer user - Oh god did you hear about PZ? She got PAEDOWND
by Jimmy Hill April 26, 2005
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Paedihorse

A tall man who closely resembles a horse, but can't grow facial hair, purchasing a combination of kiddy fiddling materials from his local municipal store, i.e lollies, a fake beard and moustache and lubricant.
Dave (full time warehouse shelf stacker) : Holy crap did you just see what that giant paedihorse just bought? I wouldn't like to see the aftermath of the little boy when he's finished with him!

Jared: I'm fucked in the head

Dave: Hey! You CAN talk.
by Softy McJubejube August 27, 2007
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paedophiles as urbandictionary spammers

1 of 3 now notorious ud PEDOPHILES:

author The Fury 13 ,

author Judge dredd7 ,

author Deep blue 2012

Find their CHILD ABUSING definitions and have them deleted
those are three of the most egregious- and prolific paedophiles as urbandictionary spammers discovered in June 2013
by kill paedophiles June 19, 2013
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pæmpings

niow har du pæmpings?
by sigrid1312 June 7, 2018
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Paedophile

Rachelanne Ryan.
She likes children, cause she's a paedophile.
by ledgebag2k11 December 31, 2011
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Paeritsch

Bodensee term for cigarette.
Hey Jonny, you wanno go have a Paeritsch?
by Opienix December 9, 2003
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