plime

pussy slime

I can never tell if plime is a liquid or a solid.

by @90nym0u5 February 12, 2012

Ploes

Another word for please, often used in exclamtion.

"What, the, hell is that putrid creature mooching on that luxurious leather sofa with equally putrid offspring, in a village hall, with a womens aerobics class occuring in the background. PLOES EXPLAIN!"

by Nikells July 15, 2005

nom-de-plume

a fake name/pen name

*from One Jump Ahead in Aladin*
Aladin:
One jump ahead of the slowpokes,
One skip ahead of my doom.
Next time, I'm gonna use a nom-de-plume.

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Mark Twain's nom-de-plume is Samuel Clemens

by Olganana September 12, 2007

plowed

getting fucked without a condom

i didn't realise you were so eager to get plowed

by gretallia May 9, 2011

PLOMP

the physical act of taking a shit. Usually after suffering from constipation for several days.

1:John made plomp all over Mary's bare head.

2:when i was sitting in the park there was some plomp on the floor next to me.

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 4, 2004

Piping Plover

A winged avian piece of shit, which due to a its lack of survival skills has naturally selected itself straight onto the endangered species list. By doing so, a variety of extremist animal protection and conservation groups have ensured that anytime one of these fang bearing, disease carrying, good for nothing creatures decides to lay nest and make babies on a beach, that beach gets closed down to people for weeks and months on end, regardless of the beaches popularity. Luckily there are a few organizations such as PHUK Plovers, (of Cape Cod, MA) which are fighting the good fight against these piping pukes.

Piping Plovers taste like lobster. PHUK Plovers!

by CapeRoughRider June 26, 2010

plume butt

A continuos rank shit smelling fart that comes in a constant cloud. Can be silent or extremely loud.

Joey's plume butt made the car reek for hours.

by Shannon March 13, 2005