noogert

A person passing beyond the level of a regular noob, to ascend to such a level of noobocity to classify them as a noogert.

Boy A, "Stop teamkilling!"
Boy B, "Everyone knows teammates make the best kills!"
Boy A, " Stfu noogert."

by Matt Noogertson April 19, 2006

nooberry pie

A derivative of the term noob, meaning newbie. "witty" and self-described "leet" (read: noob) gamers use this word to try to dominate other losers in online verbal insult battles, also known as Saturday nights.

Dude you suck so much that I could beat you with a level 23 ice dragon. What a nooberry pie.

That guy is crap. What a nooberry pie.

by Ryanscott558 January 28, 2009

noodered

Nooderd is an other way 2 say im heated while being lit

Im noodered that i died in a game of fortnite but still won the game wit da squad

by Kingfofo808 February 26, 2018

Jobbie Nooner

Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm

(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)

A Jobbie Nooner is the best lunch ever; just ask MOCO!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

nooter

Another word for nutter.

"You nooter!!" said the crazy clown.

by Harvey Minx November 6, 2006

nocker

A nigger.

Yet another word a white person can say without being labeled a racist. Just as long as they say quickly in a high pitched voice. Either that or the opposite, a slow low tone.

Honkey: Sup nocker
Nocker: Normally, I would kick your ass, being the ignorant black person that I am, but I had no clue what you just said.
Honkey: Whatev, nocker.

by gabe jackson October 19, 2004

nooner

The act of leaving work with someone you are not married to and engaging in a sexual act. Preferably in a car/SUV that you have parked in a parking garage. The location is normally thought to be a secret so that coworkers will not know of the affair. But is normally known to people that park in the garage.

Hey Dennis meet me at my black toyota in the garage, it will be a nooner.

by dag2008 June 24, 2008