no (heart emoji)

a sarcastic way to say no. almost like fake friendliness

"do you wanna jump off this bridge?"
"no (heart emoji)"

by thebarbz November 11, 2020

No screaming eagle shit

A Marine Corps term to describe an obvious situation.

Marine 1: I came in late from liberty and the gunny gave me extra duty.

Marine 2: No screaming eagle shit!

by Former Jarhead October 23, 2011

No hablo espanol

Means "I do not speak Spanish", implying that you are cunt for speaking anything else other than the god-blessed language of English. Fuck everyone who doesn't speak perfect, fluent, grammatical English! Fuck them all!

Me :No hablo espanol?

Them: Si

Me: Well, fuck you, you worthless cunt!

Them: Si

Me: Fuck you!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

no.more.edsheeran

One of the best Tiktokers I follow. Good content, and very cool.

Did you hear about no.more.edsheeran’s new video on Tiktok? It blew up!

by Nya5353627269 April 24, 2021

N.O.P.E

Not Our President Ever

"We don't like Donald Trump at all, he's N.O.P.E.!!"

by Susu88 March 1, 2017

said no one ever

a phrase spoken after something is said that is highly ridiculous/ improbable/unlikely to occur

"Pam Anderson's boobs are too small" said no one ever.

by SheaShay May 1, 2013

said no one ever

A phrase said by a LOT of people. Used to show that whatever was just said has never been said before, or logically makes no sense.

Guy #1: "Since 2010, Congress has been doing a really great job of passing meaningful reform, and addressing urgent issues with maturity and swiftness."

Guy #2: "Said no one ever."

by winterloggan May 1, 2013