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Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.
by 4sail July 7, 2006
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Meaning to have diarrhea, also known as a "chocolate lazer"
Man im shitting through the eye of a needle after all that beer and curry last night!!!
by Lincoln_DJ September 8, 2008
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Drippy Needle

She must have gone to the Drippy Needle to get that terrible tattoo.
by Mrs. Bonedog November 22, 2017
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putting needle whacker

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!
"did you give your girlfriend a putting needle whacker last nite?"

"yes, i got a hole in one!"
by felching belcher October 16, 2009
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the needle

They can give you 25 to life, or they can give you the needle.
by cogitheum@mac.com February 22, 2017
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Pretty Needle

Someone that is the edge between looking pretty and looking disgusting.

Someone that is disgusting and hot at the same time.

called a pretty needle because, though pretty to look at, also stabs out your eyes.
Dude: Megan Fox Is so hot!
Dude2: yuck, she is so not.
Dude3: I think she's a pretty needle.

Chick: Edward Cullen is way too hot!
Chick2: His features are too extreme. He's a pretty needle.
by Yoshi_Guy November 23, 2009
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pinging the needle

When one becomes so intoxicated with alcohol that they could not possibly get any more intoxicated without vomiting, or remaining conscious. This is when your internal alcohol tolerance "meter" maxes out, or hits the limiter, thus, "pinging the needle."
"Holy shit, last night I was so sloshed I almost ralphed out the window of the car on the way home, but I just ended up drooling on myself- definately pinging the needle!"
by mike mclovin May 24, 2008
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