nelsonmuntz

To laugh at, and gain a sense of satisfaction from, the misfortune of others, all while augmenting said satisfaction through the act of pointing. Boy, those Americans have a word for everything!

When Capone tripped over that corpse, I totally nelsonmuntzed him.

by The Other Randal Graves October 16, 2010

nelsito

He is a cute and trustworthy boy. He dates a little too many girls . Might be interested in Army work. This person is loved by family even if they don't see him as much.

He is a Nelsito for sure.

by xmanners January 28, 2014

Jeff Neal

former offensive lineman of the Huston Oiler ('93-'94) is basically a God figure great enough to break the cross and establish the church of Jeff Neal. Jeff Neal is the strongest man ever to walk this earth and to walk Hell and Heaven.

Guy 1: Dude did u see the houston oilers game?
Guy 2: Ya Jeff Neal did really good.

Devotee: Dear Jeff Neal, please help me become strong and win at sports and life. Amen

by The Prophet of Jeff November 30, 2010

shaquille o'neal space dunk

When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.

I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.

by Shaquille o'neal's penis September 26, 2010

neal

1 Naturally born genious; prodigy.
2 Perfection.
3 The most eminent, pure, intelligent, gifted form of the human mind and being.

"That guy is almost as smart as Neal, but in all actuality he could never come close."

by Albert Einstein September 18, 2003

kissing Willie Nelson

Going down on a ginger minge

I bet going down on that redhead would be like kissing Willie Nelson

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

Olivia Nelson

An extremely sexy lady with a voice as smooth as butter. Seeing her will light up your day, everyday. Her vibrant hair looks marvelous up, down, strait, or "sex haired". Her smile is as bright as the winters first snow. Her sense of humor is only rivaled by the Dave Chapelle. Even though she likes "Jersey Shores" her friends still appreciate her for herself. Her hands are as small and as soft as the hands of babies. Her grades are almost as good as her looks. And Lastly, she is a joy to all around her and we all want her to know that.

"Everyone be quite, I don't want to look dumb in front of Olivia Nelson"

by A very nice guy October 17, 2011