tell me how my ass tastes 

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals

tell me how my ass tastes by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008

ghetto, my ass 

<< (Don't be thinkin/bout MY ASS, homey -- it's just a figure of speech.) >>

"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.

UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"

ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)

ghetto, my ass by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

that chaps my ass 

to be pissed off about something

i have to work today. That chaps my ass.

that chaps my ass by rockstarkell January 21, 2009

Fuck my ass 

intense exclamation; not to be taken literally; used in an unwanted situation

When you find out that you failed a test you say: Fuck my ass, I failed!

Fuck my ass by A. Pseudonym December 7, 2004

fuck my ass and call me a bitch

Expletive; usually used to express extreme dismay or anger in a situation deemed as very surreal or upsetting. It is appropriate in instances where one can do very little to improve upon a terrible situation, and therefore can only find recourse in swearing and/or expression of rage. "Cunt" may be substituted for "bitch" if an even stronger pejorative is desired; adjectives can be added on to "ass" and "bitch" if further appropriation is necessary.

Listen, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I told her about your relationship with Lizzy and I doubt that she will ever get over it." "Thanks for screwing up my life, asshole! Fuck my ass and call me a bitch, huh!?

fuck my ass and call me a bitch by Lax1334 November 23, 2011

Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

Shove A Dick Up My Ass by captainclutch October 25, 2011

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie! 

exclamation of great surprise.

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie! by chad0x001 August 20, 2011