my ass cheeks

i got a left, middle and right one

Do you have ass cheeks? yes they are my ass cheeks haha

my ass cheeks by gerLD and herry :> June 1, 2021

my ass cheeks are dry 

When the moistness from your butthole seizes to exist.

" oh damn joe, what's up? " " nothing just chillin with my ass cheeks dry. " " damn man, I hate when the moistness from my ass cheeks discontinues to exist. " " I hate when my ass cheeks are dry. "

my ass cheeks are dry by Bluecheerios123 April 16, 2014

Complimate My Ass Cheeks

A phrase you use to insult or express you feel someone lied.

The lady told me this game should be download in 17 minutes. Took 3 days, complimate my ass cheeks man.

Complimate My Ass Cheeks by Oreogae May 6, 2022

blood on my ass cheeks 

Used to show the Royal Vizier of the neighboring kingdom how the Princess sicced a bengal tiger upon your ass.

Prince Achmed: My ass cheeks. They're HANGING OUT! And what's this? Blood. Blood on my ass cheeks. Tell me Ja'far, how the fuck did it get there?
Ja'far: Is it because-
Prince Achmed: It is BECAUSE, your PrinCESS just sicced a BENGAL TIGER upon my ass!

blood on my ass cheeks by Prince Achmed December 4, 2020

You're kidding my ass cheeks 

Dying due to some bullshit from the other team or the game itself

*gets hip fired head shot through a wall*
"YOU'RE KIDDING MY ASS CHEEKS*

You're kidding my ass cheeks by Dondo March 18, 2020

my left ass cheek 

A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.

B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.

C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.

Example for def. A-

Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. B-

A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. C-

A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"

my left ass cheek by resisdisciple May 18, 2006