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Mushroom Jump 

When a woman hops from one dong to the next.
Leann was unhappy with Jerry, so Cassidy told her she should mushroom jump to Brandon.
Mushroom Jump by Hammerhead250 October 29, 2020

Mushroom Welt

(See Cocksmack) The welt left by the head of a circumsized cock after a bitch gets out of line when giving you head and needs to get smacked upside her head.
Oh man, it's turns out that bitch was a biter and I had to leave her with a vicious mushroom welt!
Mushroom Welt by Joe Cool February 5, 2004

mushroom rigged 

to be endowed with a huge bellend but no shaft
oh my god jeff! youre mushroom rigged!
mushroom rigged by Neo December 25, 2003

mushroom slap

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.
Those dudes are always mushroom slapping each other.
mushroom slap by Nate Fergus February 2, 2003

mushroom tatoo 

when you smack your dick across someones face and it leaves a mark.
"I slapped that bitch with my dick and gave her a mushroom tatoo"
mushroom tatoo by Peniswillow April 8, 2003

magic mushroom 

A wide variety of small tanish/blueish psychoactive mushrooms found in the genus psilocybe. They grow abundantly in warm temperate climates such as BC and the Eastern US, although they are found worldwide.
They contain the chemicals: psilocybin, psilocin, baeocystin, norbaeocystin, N,N-DMT; as well as various other analouges, isomers, and derivatives of these indolamines. These chemicals are psychoactive tryptamines and resemble the neurotransmitter serotonin and bind to the 5-HT recptors.
The effects of psilocybe mushrooms are greatly varied and differ form person to person; mental effects may include: hightened sense of awareness, intense emotions, enhanced senses, time distortion, highly colourful kailedoscope-like visuals, emotional breakthroughs, feeling of "spirits", mild synaesthesia, mystical experences, near death experences, lose of self, merging with objects, ecstasy, cosmic consciousness, enlightenment, ect.
Phyical effects may include: "cold" feeling, sweating, dilated pupils, tremors, nausea, flushing, increased urination, ect.
The mushrooms can be found in the wild however care should be taken when searching for mushrooms as they can be easily be mistaken for poisonous look-alikes. They can be purchased on the black market for $5 CND a gram.
From a spiritual standpoint one could state that psilocybe mushrooms activates and cleans all the chakras, espacally the 6th and 7th. The trip is a very "earthy" experience and one feels very close to nature. Traditionally ethnogenic mushrooms were and are still used in tribal society's to induce visions and divination. Mushroom use is very spiritual and should be treated with the respect it deserves, psychedelic plants/drugs arn't toys.
...If everyone tried psilocybe mushrooms the world would be a much better place.
-Yeah I'm a New-Age hippie;)
Tiny tan mushroom,
Returning home to the Tao,
The spirits of Nature.
-Haiku poem
magic mushroom by RainbowLotus August 7, 2005