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(See Cocksmack) The welt left by the head of a circumsized cock after a bitch gets out of line when giving you head and needs to get smacked upside her head.
Oh man, it's turns out that bitch was a biter and I had to leave her with a vicious mushroom welt!
by Joe Cool February 05, 2004
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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