Muddy onion

an alternative word for the anus

the other day i woke up and my girlfreind was bent over with her muddy onion showing so i couldnt resist sticking my cock in

by thejackhammer69 June 12, 2010

Muddy Day

when the whole day you constantly need to go to the restroom and have explosive diarreah

Person 1: Hey John, i am having such a Muddy day.
Person 2: haha i hate that shit

by csusb person, yes it me May 27, 2009

muddy pearl

When you ejaculate in the anus and they fart a jizz bubble.

You should've seen the muddy pearl she blew last night!

by 6dudes1cabin April 8, 2022

Muddy Chaplin

The sexual act of having someone take your own feces and smear it across your upper lip after violating you with rigorous anal sex, causing you to walk like Charlie Chaplin the next day. This will also result in a brown staining of the upper lip for the next 48 to 72 hours. The act is typically committed against other males while passed out drunk, and although common, not necessarily committed solely by fraternity brothers.

As Jon woke from his drunken stupor, he pulled up his boxers and waddled to the mirror, staring at his stained upper lip. He knew without doubt his roommate Greg had given him a Muddy Chaplin.

by Bullfrog productionz May 19, 2014

Muddy marsh

Involves a human tongue, at least two fingers, a bearded trapper and some hand goop.

I still feel squishy after that round of muddy marsh.

by mhpbutnot November 30, 2018

Muddy Poodle

When you're nailing her from behind, and she accidentally poops on your pubes.

I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.

by Mr. Glisten November 15, 2013

Muddy Mississippi

Where you willingly sit down and let someone shit on your head and let the shit gradually role down.

Last night I got a muddy Mississippi and my hair has never been the same

by Adam c January 9, 2015