mosquido

A phrase used to describe someone who shows the ‘chief eagles’characteristics commonly referred to as “Mosquido”. Who was the wisest species on the universe.

O myy, she’s such a mosquido!

by Gaboskas! November 22, 2021

mosquito

To eat a girl out when she's on her period.
To suck out the blood when a girl is on her period.

"Dude, I totally mosquitoed that chick the other day. I sucked her dry."

by Shania Baby July 5, 2008

mosquito

When you take a hold of the male genitals, twist them round so that the testicles are above the penis, making the genitals look like a mosquito.

Guy#1: "The girl I was with last night gave me a mosquito before she blew me."

Guy#2: "I wish my wife would be a little more gentle with me when she did it."

by jwbulmer January 16, 2010

mosquito butt

A way to confirm that you are in agreement with a plan, or that you will be in attendance for an event.

"Everybody who wants to come to my birthday party, say Mosquito Butt!"

Q: "Wanna go get waffles?"
A: "Mosquito butt."

by Shimrath March 10, 2019

tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!

Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!

by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007

Mosquito Ringtone

Mostquito Ringtone: Used to describe little children who play online games and have the annoying high pitched sound of a mosquito, causing your ears to bleed and give you a headsplitting migrane and causing you to have syphilis and AIDS at the same time.

Mosquito Ringtone: *HIGH PITCHED SOUND* OMG I GOT A KILL HEY HEY HEY I GOT A KILL I KILLED HIM!!! HE'S DEAD OMG HEY GUESS WHAT I JUST GOT KILLED ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS GAME IS RETARDED OMG I CANT STOP TALKING ARE YOU DEAD YET?????"

by Anonomous1004846247924 November 23, 2009

Mosquito

A) someone very small, thin and annoying. Likes to be mean and stab backs. Thats why they are blood suckers.

or

b) a pesky insect that many people do not like. When you get bitten by one, (a female) your blood is being sucked. and when they are done you are left a little mark that itches like MAD. Males collect nectar.

A) Mom to Daughter-That 12 year old is such a mosquito. She is a twig and talkes trash about her own freinds. What a betch. Stay away from her Honey. (:
Daughter- OK Mom.

B) Billy-GOD D**N a Mosquito bit me.... (Five Minutes Later Billy is itching) CURSE YOU FEMALE MOSQUITOS.

by Some Girl Who Likes Zombies August 4, 2010