yo moma jokes

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on

hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"

by jake April 13, 2005

Mermaid Kiss

When the toilet water splash from your solid turd reaches the appropriate height to spritz your ass.

Dude, they just cleaned the port-a-shitters so there was no dookie to cushion my turd, and I got an epic mermaid kiss.

by blink1371_69 December 13, 2012

marmalade

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.

by Anfron December 9, 2008

moma dukes

Some ones mother

Yo wheres moma dukes at.

by Ms. lil delicious July 19, 2009

mermaiding

when both feet end up in one leg of your pants

"Why's the baby running around in just a diaper?"
"He kept mermaiding and I didn't feel like fighting him any more."

by GusChaos November 2, 2007

Anal Marmalading

To gather anal fluids over the course of time by fingering and fisting your partner's ass, eventually filling a jar which can then be used as a conserve to accompany toast on a Sunday morning's breakfast.

My girlfriend always loved a good anal marmalading, although the end product did taste a bit tangy for her liking.

by Sui generis DS January 22, 2011

MarMar

Anything that is deep brown which is usually caused by fake tanning, or has a boy like frame.

what is that thing it looks marmar.
or
is that a boy or a girl i cant tell because it has a marmar shape.

by barry the photographer November 6, 2006