Marmalading

A form of culture jamming linked to passive jamming. It concists of jamming forums by sending bitter sweet wake up calls or reality checks backed up with facts. It is often quoted that “Marmalade comes with no preservatives”
marmalading is often shortened to marma.

we need to start marmalading this blog.
have you got the facts for the marmalading?

by Philip James September 7, 2006

Marmalading

Extremely fine girl up in the house like no one else, getting down on the flo' like nobody's ho!

Bitch, I was marmalading last night at Rico's party.

All those bitches were hatin' 'cause I was marmalading last night at the club!

by PlusSizeBitchesAnonymous September 9, 2006

Marmalade

A marmalade is when you ask your mate to get you something from the shop and they deliberately bring back the last thing you would have asked for.

Mate: Do you want anything from the shop?
You: Nice one. Yeah, a Snickers?
Mate comes through the door with a jar of marmalade.
You look at him like, 'what's wrong with you mate?'
Straight-faced, he goes, 'Oh, Snickers. I thought you said marmalade.'

by wilkinandsons July 12, 2018

Marmalade

A new fresh term invented to replace the boring old word 'to jam'. Replacement for the word 'Jam" as in, to play music together.

Let's jam after school= Let's marmalade after school

"What do you want to do tonight?"
"Let's marmalade."
"Sweet"

The last time I marmaladed ( past tense of 'marmalade') was with my friends in my basement. We marmaladed to all these Beatles tracks. There was so much marmalade, it was so sticky. (PUN!)

by altothevin October 18, 2009

Marmalade

A thick jelly-like liquid made from Oranges including the rind, it is usually used on toast or in sandwiches

The Word is Marmalade and it’s spelt M-A-R-M-A-L-A-D-E

by Mark Sabine July 20, 2018

Marmalade

The gelatinous remains of a wet fart. It generally sticks to the inside of one's asshole.

After a particularly risky fart, Tyrone had to check his boxers for marmalade.

by datyoungkid October 12, 2016

marmalade

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.

by Anfron December 5, 2008