monstar

a big star, celebrity

Michael Jordan is a monstar

by Jessica November 24, 2003

saying "hi" to my monster

masturbating at a high rate of speed

Annie: "What are you doing?"
Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you
will, since you won't help me
on that subject.

by Christophe H Graham September 24, 2007

Monasteries

Buildings inhabited by communities of monks.

The Blitz attacked lots of Christian monasteries

by Mb28 January 13, 2019

Monster Fail

My own type of fail. Pronounced "Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail" (fading).

Guy 1: What are those scissors for?!

Guy 2: Your face!

10 minutes later
Guy1: Haha LOL! that makes sense!

Guy2: You just now realized that? *Laughs* Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail

by av3nger November 16, 2010

Monster

a large, ugly, and frightening imaginary creature.

You, Monster, disappear please!

by Gustavianiumcool231 July 8, 2020

Cunty McNasty

An absolute uberbitch. Usually a bitter woman approaching middle age that is angry because she has never had a good orgasm. Or she is bitter because she was unknowingly recorded having anal sex with the hired help. Yeah, that chick. Can sometimes be a college age girl who believes she is hotter than the sun and therefore the world should kiss her ass.

That chick is such a Cunty McNasty, who gave her a swirly while taking her from behind?

by Charlie Cakes April 17, 2008

Snooki Monster

A woman who acts in a very Snooki-like manner. One who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the Jersey Shore. A female guido/guidette. One whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people.

Snooki is the progenitor of all Snooki Monster kind.

by Ursanbear January 19, 2011