Messy fun

Dominic’s cum

It’s nothing like having messy fun shoved down your throat right before breakfast

by Titty hickey August 10, 2022

messy toaster

The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.

Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.

by SadRadLad June 6, 2018

messy picnic

When someone loses their chicken in a deep vagina they are forced to fish it out with their tongue

Damn girl you got a "messy picnic" let me get that for you!

by WaffleWaxer January 29, 2014

messy sailor

A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.

After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.

by Ginz June 23, 2008

Thuggish and Messy

Defined best as someone or something that is anything and everything negative, bad, rude or plain trifling.

Found in the song "UhOh" By Derty

Ex. That is so Thuggish and Messy

by Ms.t&m September 9, 2009

where is Messi

Where exactly is Messi??

Person 1: Yo did you see that game. Argentina lost!
Person 2: Where is Messi?

by The milk you forgot about November 24, 2022

messy pete

Often used as a sign of dominance. When your bitch is about to climax you give her a Wet Willy.

Last night I gave your girl a messy pete.

by Messy Pete April 12, 2022