messy pants

The pair of underwear worn playing a sport, often containing skid marks of shit, sweat, and possibly urine.

Dude, get your messy pants out of my face

by Fistfullofchiken April 5, 2011

messy bun

The word "messy bun" means give dae a sloppy toppy or that GAWK GAWK 5000

hey dae i gotta messy bun;)

by daddy daedae April 17, 2021

Messy Monday

A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.

It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.

todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"

darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"

by twigtwigtwig July 28, 2009

Messy Overberg

When a male notices his female companion has belly button jewelry and proceeds to project his spermatozoa into her belly button. The belly button then becomes infected.

"Dude, last night Kevin totally gave that girl a Messy Overberg...she's gonna be feeling that in a few days."

by Mizzou April 11, 2008

[Messy] [Fingers]

The procedure of getting your 'fingers messy' when fingering your girl, in other words masturbating a girl for their pleaure

'have fun with ure bitch'
'yeah i got some messy fingers'
'well in blud'

by cally bads December 9, 2008

messy octopus

a very sloppy, intense orgy conducted between 8 people

last nights messy octopus was crazy, the feces still hasn't come off

by hamsterturd September 1, 2011

messy wedgie

A bullying move where a jock or cool guy first dumps something slimy into the victim's underwear before giving him a wedgie. Pudding, yogurt, applesauce, whipped cream, and other sticky food items are common, especially in a school environment where jocks would typically be giving them in the bathroom during lunch. The slimy substance actually makes the wedgie sting less, but what it doesn't bring in terms of pain it more than makes up for in humiliation and discomfort. Often given before something more insidious, like a chocolate swirlie or a buttshover, as the wedgie and the mess add to the discomfort and humiliation for the victim.

I didn't want my pudding at lunch and I was bored so I went in the bathroom and caught Johnny and gave him a messy atomic wedgie. It was chocolate pudding so when I pantsed him it looked like he shit himself, and I sent pictures to everyone. He had no way of cleaning off or changing clothes; luckily he's wearing jeans today and it didn't show through so I made him pull them back up and walk around with all the pudding in there for the rest of the day. We should definitely grab him after school and give him a chocolate swirlie - then he'll have chocolate up top AND down below, hahahahah!
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Nerd to his friend: I got a messy wedgie from the lacrosse bros today, they had so much leftover yogurt from their team breakfast and they put it all down my underwear and tortured me in the locker room the whole morning. They do this stuff to me every day, lots of wedgies and sometimes swirlies and it's sooooo gross, I just hope they don't give me a buttshover ever again!
Lax bro walking up smirking: What's that? You hope we give you a buttshover again? Well, guess we know what you're getting after gym class later!
Nerd: Please no!
Lax bro: Hell yeah loser! And don't even think about picking or cleaning that messy wedgie, or we'll have to have the whole team give you buttshovers!

by yikestbh September 22, 2017