merlock

The term given to elephants who frequent in sexual intercourse with pelicans.

A merlock can be found wasting his days at The Bunker - Brisbane City.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Merp

when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!

Ring ring

Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza

Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??

Adam: Merp

Then hangs up the call

by Psud00 December 10, 2009

merp

A stupid word used by stupid people during awkward silences that actually means that the user of that word is a mangina derp.

*awkward silence*
Person 1: merp
Person 2: Dude.. Stop being a mangina derp.

by Poop Loop October 26, 2012

MERO

Male.Exterior.Reproductive.Organ

Suck a M.E.R.O
He got a big ass M.E.R.O

by Kirstie AND Jeansha January 30, 2005

melpo

(noun) A center point where bits and liquids
tend to run together and become indistinguishable.

variation of "melting pot"

Waving his hand over the middle of my soggy plate of
mashed potatoes, gravy and peas, my brother said, "Don't
forget to eat your melpo."

by msCobby October 2, 2005

Merp

A high pitched screaming noise

You: I just got a new dog!!!
Friend: she's adorable she makes me want to Merp!!!
You: Merp!!!!!!!

by Coolio365 December 21, 2013

Merp

A noise that fat people make once in a while or while they are eating.

Average Sized Guy: Hey dude, can you pass the mashed potatoes?

Fat Guy: *Chewing* Ah'em! Merp! No.

by SupersizedWithADietSoda February 6, 2010