Mathieu

A large human of French Descent Capable of absorbing LARGE amounts of food at the same time. Its Favorite food is every food. It is a Scavenger belonging to the family of Fattus Muchus. It is a social animal but it is incapable of making or keeping actual friends as no one wishes to hang around with it.

"Oh stop Being such a Mathieu. We need to leave some food for everyone else."

by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022

mati

Malay for "dead" (in the sense of "Oh shit", not pertaining to death). Commonly used in Southeast Asia.

I mati already! You got me into so much trouble!

by schnotty January 3, 2004

Mathildo

A French dildo which can be used in multiple ways. Available in all kind of shapes and colors. Original design made in Roanoke.

Mathilde used her mathildo on a lonely Saturday night.

by AShellokittydutch April 14, 2009

Dirty Mathis

The act of one pouring noodles on a girls vigana and fucking her and putting your finger in her anise then licking them

Wow that dirty Mathis felt so good

by luck manager October 17, 2018

matei

when u get friendzoned every single time

x: sup bro did she let u t hit last night?
y: nah bro i got mateied

I just got mateied

by awgemane June 14, 2018

stooge-o-matic

An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.

See automatic transmission.

No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

makyi

Makyi is the best boy u will ever meet. He is cute funny and gets fly. He is loyal and very protective. When it comes to his gurl and family, he doesnt play at all. Watch out. Get u a makyi. Love,Joslin💗

Makyi is mad fly
Makyi is cute asf

by JOSSYWOSSY September 1, 2018