Maisterbait

1 - The Act of jerking off to internet shock sites.
2 - Searching the internet in order to find disgusting and vile images to show your friends that make them question your sexuality as well as why they are friends with you

"Dude, Kyle spent his whole day maisterbaiting today and then copied all the links onto my facebook."

"My mom caught me Maisterbaiting yesterday and as a result cancelled my internet subscription"

"Kyle Maisterbaits so often that he has the limited edition goatse mastercard"

by James Wag February 27, 2007

masterbation

the world's easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.

I'm bored, i think i'll masterbate.

by Mega Phunkatron March 21, 2003

Masterbake

the act of masterbating while under the influence of marijuana.

I'm gonna smoke a blunt and go masterbake.

by nicolipolieolie January 8, 2011

extreme masterbation

masterbating so hard it gives you a nice warm feeling then hurts

guy 1-i did some extreme masterbation today
guy 2-did it hurt?
guy 1 at the end, yes.

by rob billy June 18, 2011

Masterbeat

to masturbate whilse eating.

I masterbeated on your bed while you were at work, so watch out for the spooge on the bottom left corner.

by supertrooperdude_69 September 25, 2009

Masterbweet

When you write on Twitter but nobody but you reads your Tweets and you are essentially Tweeting to yourself.

Billy thinks everyone on Twitter reads his stuff but nobody does... he's just masterbweeting.

by Grunambulax May 20, 2011

Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.

I am happily masterbatingly single.

by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015