Marcellus Wallas

A relatively powerful figure in organized crime, not to be confused with a bitch

you were looking like a real Marcellus Wallas at your last meeting.

by whyisitcalledburgerking? April 30, 2025

markell

Anything bad that occurs happened because of Markell Dontrell Harris, otherwise known as @Certifiedmarker on Yt, being the leading force of all misfortune around the globe, Country commits war crime..? MARKELL did it! Your dog gets ran over?? MARKELL was the cause.

or otherwise "MARKED" in past tense, when a terrible event occurs because of markell, obviously

"God, MARKELL is the worst this time of year! He MARKED my dog."

"Just give it time before you get MARKED by MARKELL."

by CORKISM September 4, 2025

Cole Marcellus Hart

A dirty ass dog who will cheat on you for some raggedy ass bitch. A man who is manipulative and a compulsive liar and has no feelings. A man who will sit and play “stepdaddy” and raise his ugly ass bastard children.

Cole Marcellus Hart is a dead beat parent.

by Sjsjjsk March 23, 2019

Nicolo Marcello

This is the kind of guy who eats all of your food and comes back for seconds. He probably ate Madeleine McCanne thinking she was one of those little cakes. This tubby little meatball's blood type is ragù positive. He is as plump as the sky is blue.

Man #1: Oh no Nicolo Marcello is coming, hide your food!
Man #2: He's right behind me isn't he.

by Mr Stewart July 3, 2023

banana texte is marvellous

A phrase expressing that you like how you can text on the banana phone.

The banana phone is very good, banana texte is marvellous!

by PlaceReporter99 March 5, 2023

banana texte is marvellous

A phrase indicating that you like how you can send text messages on the banana phone.

I like the banana phone, banana texte is marvellous!

by PlaceReporter99 March 5, 2023

Clare's Marvellous Concoction

Clare's Marvellous concoction is an extraordinarily.... Special beverage. It must ONLY be consumed on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. It can be any spirits, but usually is peach vodka, rum, and some kind of soda. The soda can be one of four types. It can be Fresca, which is most commonly used; Mango loco monster energy drinks if you're feeling fancy; just regular club soda; or orange crush. If you use anything else, you have betrayed Clare and she will come for you and massage your scalp with her fingernails.

Hazel: "Hey, did you have any of Clare's Marvellous Concoction on New Year's?"
Niko: "Oh, yeah, tons. So did Clare. She was bright red."
Hazel: "That's crazy. I'll join you next time. Eva and Arianna might have too much though."
Niko: "But we'll have to wait until next New Year's!"
Hazel: "Ugh, Clare's no fun"

*Clare's fingers materialize and tickle Hazel's scalp* "AHHHHHH NIKO HELP"

by Just a chill guy <3 March 11, 2026